Robert Byrne Quotes
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.
Funny, Another, Until
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
Left, Service, Farewell
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Politics, Democracy, Vote
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
State, Status, Including
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Heart, Anybody, Believes
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Sweet, Sorrow, Partying
Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’
Nature, Saying, Winter
To err is human, to purr feline.
Byrne’s Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
Law, Protect, Burn
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Time, Often, Waste
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
Good, Trying, Book
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Life, Age, Learning
Prejudices save time.
Time, Save, Prejudices
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Start, Kinds, Finish
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
Life, Politics, Young
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Mother, Getting, Caught
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Reason, Ideas, Run