Red Buttons Quotes
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he’d get a Bloody Mary.
Ask, Bit, Bloody
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Kids, Hand, Leaves
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Giving, Helping, Joking
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
Three, Week, Eat
There is only one goal. That’s to keep working and keep flossing.
Keep, Working, Goal
I’ll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
Truth, Tell, Leave
If I lose show business – I’ll really be an orphan!
Business, Lose, Orphan