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Eric Bristow Quotes

I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.
Eric Bristow
Good, Night, Maybe

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts.
Eric Bristow
Goal, Days, Football

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.
Eric Bristow
Love, Stronger, Cheese

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.
Eric Bristow
Home, Name, Picture

I don’t read books.
Eric Bristow
Read, Books

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I’m a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
Eric Bristow
Times, Three, Week

It’s all right buying all these good players but they’ve got to gel, and that takes time.
Eric Bristow
Time, Good, Takes

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I’ve always been Chelsea.
Eric Bristow
Dad, Used, Arsenal

Nah, I don’t watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don’t have the time.
Eric Bristow
Time, Sports, Few

You can’t drink too many otherwise you can’t see what you’re throwing at.
Eric Bristow
Drink, Otherwise, Throwing

You eat when you’re hungry, and I’m not normally hungry in the mornings.
Eric Bristow
Eat, Hungry, Normally

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.
Eric Bristow
Best, Remember, Against

I’ve got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.
Eric Bristow
Nice, Days, Deal

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I’m all right now, though, lovely, I’m throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I’d make a bloody fortune.
Eric Bristow
Nice, Moment, Wish

Trouble is, I don’t get to play a lot at the moment because I’ve just signed a contract where I’ve got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf’s fallen away a bit.
Eric Bristow
Away, Moment, Year

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