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Craig Bruce Quotes

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Craig Bruce
Work, Money, Unemployed

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Craig Bruce
Waiting, Worth, Wait

It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.
Craig Bruce
Computers, Makes, Fast

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
Craig Bruce
Power, Simple, Tool

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
Craig Bruce
Censorship, Obscene

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
Craig Bruce
Money, Space, Buy

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
Craig Bruce
Beauty, Bad, Idea

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
Craig Bruce
Good, Idea, Dark

It’s funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce
Funny, Activists

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
Craig Bruce
Silence, Open, Statement

It’s funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists’ goals.
Craig Bruce
Funny, Against, Social

Anything on paper is obsolete!
Craig Bruce
Paper, Obsolete

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
Craig Bruce
Truth, Question, Relevance

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
Craig Bruce
Open, Therefore, Doors

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Craig Bruce
Shoe, Worn, Fits

My to-do list is so long that it doesn’t have an end; it has an event horizon.
Craig Bruce
End, Event, List

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place… is called genius.
Craig Bruce
Between, Understand, Able

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Craig Bruce
Police, Protect, Censor

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
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Illusion

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don’t.
Craig Bruce
Actually, Suffer, Arrows

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let’s kill all the anarchists.
Craig Bruce
Anarchy, Anarchist

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Craig Bruce
Universe, Therefore, Center

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
Craig Bruce
Gave, Damn

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
Craig Bruce
Time, Whose, Demand

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
Craig Bruce
Looked, Finished

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
Craig Bruce
Head, Twice, Shot

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. ‘Please don’t take away our precious Soviet Union! – We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!’
Craig Bruce
Life, Today, Away

It’s a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
Craig Bruce
Religion, Social, Nobody

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
Craig Bruce
Business, Computers, Problem

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
Craig Bruce
Often, Problems, Permanent

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
Craig Bruce
Liberalism, Dividends, Financed

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
Craig Bruce
Time, Good, Men

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960’s, but it’s clear that nowadays they’ve run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
Craig Bruce
Time, Good, Fight

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it.
Craig Bruce
War, Hope, Against

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
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Derived

Don’t judge a book by its thickness either.
Craig Bruce
Book, Judge, Either

It’s easy to idealize someone that you don’t know.
Craig Bruce
Easy, Idealize

Live every day as if it is your last, and you’ll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
Craig Bruce
Last, Otherwise, Correct

Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Craig Bruce
Shower, Tank, Noun

Don’t trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Craig Bruce
Trust, Past, Anyone

Even IBM can’t stand in the way of progress… for more than a decade.
Craig Bruce
Stand, Progress, Decade

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
Craig Bruce
Ability, Each, According

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
Craig Bruce
Woman, Evil, Order

‘Programming’ is a four-letter word.
Craig Bruce
Word

Something is always simple until you try it.
Craig Bruce
Simple, Until

The entire universe is working against me. I can’t believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
Craig Bruce
Working, Against, Universe

Things always look better when you haven’t seen them.
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Seen

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
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Mind, Trying, Search

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
Craig Bruce
Yourself, Talk, Listening

The only people I’ve ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
Craig Bruce
Saying, Heard, Disagree

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